Happy Holidays? Is the asteroid coming this year?

I suppose it doesn't help that I work in retail. Perhaps that has a lot to do with my grim outlook on humankind. You really do see some pretty horrid examples of wastes of sentient life. People that would have been better used as slugs or tapeworms. I don't know if it comes from religion or what but a lot of people walk around with this sense of entitlement. Where I see this most is when customers are waiting in line. A lot of customers realize that when they shop on a Saturday two weeks before Christmas that there will be lines. It is unavoidable. These people are well-mannered and respectable. It's the ones who have been living under some sort of rock the past 20 years and don't understand why they have to wait. And so when they finally get to the counter they are snippy, rude, and generally just disgusting. Of course, if I wish to continue to help feed my family and be employed I must keep my evil thoughts to myself. I must say it is helpful to have a co-worker who has the same amount of faith in human kind that I do. And he's a devout religious person too. Anyway, it's this time of year that my opinion of humankind really takes a huge dip like the stock market in October. But, oh boy, wait until after Christmas and people start returning things. Then you really see the best of the best. Now.....where did I put my scythe??